So pleased you’re joining us. By way of introduction, I’m Sarah. You’re probably here cause I’m a copywriter and you want to see what I’m up to. But I also moonlight (or daylight) as a Senior Men’s Footy Field Umpire and English Tutor to migrants & refugees. I’ll also be your tour guide today. Take a look around, let me know if anything takes your fancy.

And no, the tickets are non-refundable.